Hellooooooooo!

Looking for deep, intellectual conversation? For a place where someone captures your ideas and emotions through use of deep, meaningful words? Looking for the epitome of intelligent conversation and pensive thought?

Well, click the red X in the corner, 'cause you ain't gonna find it here.

My name's Joe (if you couldn't guess already, by the title of the damn thing), and I'm here to entertain you.

All 10 of you. You're probably all related/friends with me, too. That's depressing.

The point of this blog is, to talk about things. Anything that comes to mind. Will I do entertainment reviews? Definitely. Will I channel my inner Rex Ryan and talk up my favorite sports teams (I promise not to be overly obnoxious)? Yes. Will I talk about video games, comics, and nerdy things? Without a doubt. Will I engage in deep political, ethical, current events, etc. conversation? It's a stretch, but I give the people what they want. And of course, a little self-promotion and egotism won't hurt...

You're probably asking myself, "Why should I care? Why should I read this rather than watch Jersey Shore?"

Well, the answer is quite simple. I have no idea.

If you haven't already left the page, or for the 5 of you that are still awake/reading, I just want to say thanks in advance for choosing to read this. It's something I've been wanting to do for a while, and whether or not I get positive feed back will determine if this experiment will continue or go up in violent flames, much like Cuba Gooding Jr.'s career after making "Daddy Day Camp."

Just sit back, relax, and let the hilarity (or lack thereof) ensue.

Thanks.